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1)The philosophy held by douchebags, holding that no one other than themselves (or perhaps their close associates) matters in the least bit, and thus that other human beings can and should be treated like complete excrement for little or no reason (and often for selfish reasons). Closely related to fascism, which has been practiced by control freaks such as Adolf Hitler.
2) The act of behaving like a douchebag.
3) Sensless behavior
4) The act of being a douchebag
5) The state of being a douchebag - committing acts that define an individual as being a douchebag, such as ripping off friends, screwing your friends over or generally just being a giant douche.
Yes, we’ve all been through it, dealt with it and seen it grow throughout the years.
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dammit. I'm over level 80 or I'd love to join haha oh wait...if I behave like a douchebag and get enough down rates, blocks and remove a few good friends, I just might make it...
Let's say something nice and turn it into a jab. Let's try and be righteous since I've spent so long here and want everyone to know it because I think it makes me important. Let's go and be the biggest gossip bitch and then act like I wouldn't do that.
God, isn't it about time you like... went some place?
I'm going to go into my room, turn on my webcam, and cry to all the random VR users about how terribly mean you were to me in your journal. And how dare you let other down rate me. How dare you.
I can't get over how much you look like my mother did. I am going to have to find those pics and see if I can't take a picture of them and post them for you to see.
When I was using different avatars, i.e. my face, my profile was within the rank of 100's. Some place in there.
Now suddenly since people aren't really sure, or they really want to take a closer look at my avatar, I went to 'You are ranked 32nd with 9.967'. LOL
It's the secret!
In order to get people to come and check out my profile, I just had to change my avatar to some obscure image of a body part.
Jinkies!
I'll keep it for awhile to see how long it takes me to get higher in the rank with it. lol It will be like an experiment. YAY for experiments.
It's funny some of the message I've received. No, I am not complaining about them, I am actually laughing at them. Some thought they were smooth and it just cracked me up.
I've heard a saying once that made me giggle.
Behind every joke is a bit of truth.
So really, when a message of "Show me the full picture" and I say "No" and then they say "I was just joking anyways", it is not a joke even though I laugh. You also cannot bullshit a bullshitter. ;)
I mean, come on... I knew what it was right off the bat. Your profile should have been on the tops a long time ago and held that position for the content of your profile anyways...
It's the images, I swear a vast majority of these people can not read thus any picture that is eye catching will grant the profile owner to receive an automatic 10. That's why so many craptastical profiles were on the tops list for a while.
I think it's funny people actually asked you to see the full image. You should have sent them a picture of a something random. Make them confused. ;)
And they say we need more cowbell...I say - we need more boobies!
18:41 May 24 2011 Times Read: 899
I am excited. I just bought some things to start to redo my room. A cute comforter with matching curtains and a really cute chair.
YAY!
Now I just have to get a new bed, new frame, headboard and night stands. Oh and I can't forget those lil storage thingy for the insane amount of books I've collected. lol
What you are saying is that when a person prematurially says I love you, they are really just spewing this gooy substance in your face, much like spitting a snot?
A self-inflicted bullet to the head will take care of all of those douchebaggery issues.
21:14 May 21 2011 Times Read: 969
Ugh. At this point I'd so pay someone to come in an redo my room. I'd pick out the colors, the furniture.. etc.. and they would just come in and do it.
I think I know what I want.. and then I look and go.. hmm maybe not.
And by 'you all' I mean those people who are constantly at the center of some form of drama and don't realize that no one really cares and runs to admin all the time to try and get the other person in trouble when it's clearly a member dispute.
Holy Fuckin' ShutYour Drama Attention Seeking Traps, Batman.
Awhile ago I signed up for this stupid site (Not This site a dating kind of site). My interest was peaked because of a thread in the House I was in. (Yes, meeper I am blaming you). It was a topic about feeders and feederism. While this is not my thing, I wanted to see what it was about. I like to learn about different ways of life and whatnot. And with being a big girl I could fit it and not look like a spy. lol
It is a very rare occurrence when a conversation can make me feel uncomfortable. And that rare occurrence happened tonight.
After I deleted from the site I set my preferences to 'allow only people on buddy list to contact me'. Well, when you reformat your preferences do NOT get saved. So I get a message from some random person.
I was like "Oh Hell. Not again."
The only thing these people want to know is what size you are. And ogle your weight. And then they want to keep trying to feed you. They ask if you want to gain and if you would be interested in gaining.
There is nothing about talkin about your mind, it's all based on your weight and if they can make you so fat you can't move. I am like WTF. Seriously?
It's such a creepy thing. My weirdo radar goes off the charts. Even more with them than some of the crazy bastards around here. And that is saying a whole hell of a lot. heh.
No, they don't. I feel it's basically a control thing. They can feed a person to the size they want and not worry about if the person will ever leave them. Because physically they cannot do it. Literally, they cannot move.
Oh Moonie, let's face it- you love trolling weird fetish sites. You can try and blame me, but it won't work. I still don't think feederism holds a candle to furies: it's too controlling and indulging in a human vice to excess while furies cut little holes in their suites and get it on.
I watched a very disturbing show on TLC the other night about Feederism, the guy said the fatter his partner got the more it turned him on and this girl was not just overweight she was hugely obese, she said that their goal was to reach 1000 lbs. I was thinking, lady, you would be dead of a heart attack before you even get close...
17:38 May 19 2011 Times Read: 1,104
It amazes me with how redundant people are. It's the same thing over and over and over again. Every time they say something it's the same song and dance.
Then they sit there and try to point fingers and act like it's not them. Uhm if the same things keeps happening, don't you think it's YOU that plays the major part in it?
Then again since it's so simple I am sure some people will not understand. They never do, even when they are told out right.
Another thought-
Children are a gift. There are people who are unable to have children. They crave to be able to give life and care for that life, nurture it and watch that life evolve with their love.
How can people treat their kids so horribly?
Do people really wonder why there are so many kids going out and getting pregnant, doing drugs and being reckless? It's probably because a vast amount of those children's parents didn't give a damn. They sat their ass doing something else when they should have been giving attention to their child and teaching them different things.
If I EVER have children, I will never treat them the way I've seen people treat the little ones. If you didn't want to have a child then you should have either kept your legs shut, took the proper precautions or make the decision to let someone who would love the child take the child and give them the life they deserve.
"Don't you tell me how to raise my child! I farted it out of my flabby womb and somehow that makes me more knowledgeable on the subject of child rearing than you'll EVER BE!!!"
It doesn't amaze or surprise me any more but it sure does sicken me the way some "parents" treat their kids. I also feel that if a parent is convicted of child abuse they need to loose the kid and be fixed so they can never put another child in the same situation.
I'm with you on all of that. Kids need the attention of their parents 24/7. As a parent you must put your child first - anything else isneglect of your child's needs.
That doesn't mean you cannot have adult-time but it does mean that there has to be a distinction between what you want to do for fun and what is necessary to be done for the child/ren.
I can be redundant, at times. But shit, if I ever get that bad I expect you to give me a quick, swift kick in the ass a few times to set me back on track.
Bad parents thoroughly piss me off. I consider them one of the lowest forms of life out there. How can you bring a life into this world and not love it or cherish it? How can someone, having carried a child in their wombs for nine months, felt the first kicks, movements, heard the heart beats, having given birth to that child, not want to give that child the very best and want to provide a happy life for them?
That is something I will never understand, shitty, pathetic parents. They can go eat a dick and choke on the balls.
And the kids end up following in their parents' footsteps...they'll beat their kids; they'll get all the gov't assitance they can so they don't have to be responsilbe for anything...and it goes on.
19:42 May 17 2011 Times Read: 1,117
G gave me a great idea the other day for my room. I need more storage space.
So.. I am thinking about getting rid of my book ( haha at first I wrote boob :o/ ) cases and going with some under the bed storage. I think it would be a great idea get cute large storage boxes, or something along that line, and use that space as my 'book area'.
That would free up a lot of room. And also getting rid of my computer desk in there.
My ideas are forming for what I want to do.
It just takes time because I am so damn picky. lol
Stop coming into my cam and parking your ass in there to get time. I know you sit in there and mute the cam and then leave the computer. I've called people out on it last night and there was no response.
I'm over. If you want to part your ass some where do it some place other than in my room. In mine opinion you are falsely inflating your status. It is no different than using a page refresher.
If I have to keep shutting down my cam every time you come in to park, you bet your ass I will.
It's fine if you are part of our normal visitors and chill and talk. We know who the normal peeps are since they typically pop in all the cams chatting.
But I'm with her. Something needs to be done. Like...if you don't flip a page elsewhere or talk you get booted out after 15 or 20 minutes. So if you go afk, you can always come back, but if you are sitting there not talking and keep coming back we know.
Finally, a fellow bookaphile. I have boxes of books in the basement that we have yet to find a place for, and more I couldn't get form the house in Florida yet.
I used to sign up for Literary Guild, BOTM, etc., just so I could get 5 books for $1, buy the two books I had to, cancel it, and then a few months later do it again....lol
And I HAUNT the cheap shelves at Barnes and Noble, etc.
It's funny, I have tons of books that do not fit onto my book cases. I have books in the attic, my closet, my basement, and now in the laundry room. Would you believe it if I told you this past summer, I sold over 100 of them?
I now know why we are friends. You and I, we both adore books and can't get enough of them.
Step away from the books! LOL seriously though, I have so many books I lost count at a few thousand. My mum's attic is in danger of collapse and my house will subside anytime now due to the weight of books.
I am so glad that we've became closer over the moments we've shared together. You are so much fun and I enjoy every moment I spend with you. We laugh, we get serious and we just enjoy one another.
I am glad you came into my life. ♥
You will always remain special to me. Nothing will ever change that. Nothing. ♥
I am so very happy you came into my life as well! You make everything seem so much better and I absolutely love the conversations we have. You brighten my day when I am sad and you make me giggle nonstop.
I positively adore you. You are a wonderful, beautiful, and amazing woman. Thank you for blessing my life with your presence.
♥
22:27 May 07 2011 Times Read: 1,378
YAY for clean and redecorated bathroom!
Now, I just need to go in shower and dirty it all up again. Heh.
GOD NO KIDS! Well, in order to have those I would need a dick in my life. And seeing as how I do not, well besides you Bones, I don't think I need to worry about it unless you have super semen that can knock me up from states away. :P
tee hee hee
Etsy is a really nifty site with handmade stuff.
02:21 May 05 2011 Times Read: 1,433
I am the owner of a rolling make up case.
-shifty eyes-
The sad thing is.. this was cheaper than what I recently spent at Sephora. Now the fun part is going to be to fill it up!
They have some really awesome tool cases at The Home Depot that look pretty industrial, but they hold way more than that rolling make up case. They even have wheels and some have boxes that come off and you can restack them however you want. :P *runs*
LOL what girl doesn't love make-up....sometimes at work I get stuff from the sample make-up bar that has never been open. It may not come in a pretty case but who cares its FREEEEEEEE :)
I would love for someone to come in and redecorate my room. Just give them an idea of the colors I want and they just do it.
I know how I want to redo every room in the house but my room. The bathroom is done, the kitchen is done, I just need to redo my room and Maybe the living room at some point.
There are glow in the dark stars all over the walls with my Campari Fairy poster, my Forever 27 poster, and a tiger on three walls. Then the black lights placed on one wall reflect the whites on the posters, the trim, and the stars. My bed spread is from Korea with the Sun outlined by a galaxy of planets, stars, and swirls. My sheets are black with white stripes.
All my shelves are black and white as well as my lamp.
If I lived close enough, I would help you decorate and remodel your room and living room. I totally love painting, color scheming, and decorating. I used to help my Dad do it as a living.
.... You see, I have this obsession with food. I am greedy little person....
My bedroom looks like a Hershey bar just exploded in it because the walls are chocolate brown. ♥ It does satify my sweet tooth looking at it though. I haven't actually eaten a Hershey bar since we've painted it. :D
And, it was the only thing that matched that ugly carpet that man of mine bought without my permission because it was "cheap."
I can see why it was on discount and cheap... its not just ugly... its Fugly. Luckily, my Hershey bar walls make it....tolerable.
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PAGAN
21:34 May 30 2011
dammit. I'm over level 80 or I'd love to join haha oh wait...if I behave like a douchebag and get enough down rates, blocks and remove a few good friends, I just might make it...
Brilliant Moonie! I loved it LMAO!
NocturnalMistress
21:36 May 30 2011
Heh heh
Hey, does that mean you're now a "Mentor" of all forms of Douches?
;P
deathnitegrl
21:48 May 30 2011
Lol what an awesome idea. Pity I can't join.
Vampirewitch39
13:52 May 31 2011
Love it!! lol